Big knockers and role plays

Wandering the streets of Rome on the eve of our arrival, the light is stunning and we are all the more awed by the ubiquity of antiquity, art and splendour.  It's exhausting!

 Ruins.  Ruins abound at every turn.  What were these?  Why were these?  It's incredible.  It's wonderful and awful too.  It's too much to take in.  And, you know what?  It's dirty and littered.   I feel the same shame I've felt in national parks in Australia where caravan-hauling n'er-do-wells have emptied their chemical toilets into compost toilets and on beaches in Thailand strewn with plastic water bottles.  The wrongness that occurs when we tourists descend.


What's lovely is the abundance of water fountains all around the city.  Aesthetically, they are gorgeous and sculptural, of course.  The water is delicious, cold and mineral.  Cleverly designed, they run continuously as taps to fill bottles and wash hands but put your finger over the hole and they send up a squirt to drink from.  We should have more drinking fountains in Perth even though we wouldn't want them running continuously.  Let's break the stranglehold of the bottled water sellers.


Numbers of tourists here are just as high as they were in Venice, especially in the more famous locations, like the Trevi Fountain.  Now, a well placed camera allows us to show said beautiful fountain without revealing thousands of onlookers, scaffolding and construction, beggars, touts and vendors.


We almost bought a bobble-headed pope here, but settled for a calendar featuring hot priests of the Vatican.  It's all kinds of wrong, so it's the perfect special gift for George who gave us a calendar of Kate & Wills' wedding last year.  Sweet revenge!

 When Ayesha mentioned that she'd seen a pair of enormous knockers we were, quite frankly, shocked.  Then she showed us this.  Brilliant, I want enormous knockers too.

 We made it to the Vatican, and took the obligatory photos in St Peter's Square to prove our presence in another country.  With obligatory gurning too.

 Then we invented a new game called 'Tour Guide', as shown in the next photo.  It requires walking with great purpose before stopping decisively to gesticulate and appear to be talking knowledgeably about something in the vicinity.  Bonus points if you attract interested onlookers.

 As an aside, these two are probably my fave pieces of urban/street art on this trip.  Found them in the Piazza Madonna dei Monti, which we'll feature in our next post.